Lord of the g-strings: the femaleship of the string ()
In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land. Erin Brown Darian Caine A. Khan Barbara Joyce Michael R. John Bacchus Michael L. Independent Cinema. English Polish.
This was the first softcore and the first general porn I saw back when I was 12 or As you get older you find yourself fast forwarding through the nauseatingly boring "sex" scenes and to the humor aspects. The jokes are genuinely hilarious at times, the girls are adorable, and the low budgets sets are hysterically used to the best benefits of being low budget. The story line follows lord of the rings in a way where whoever wrote it just watched the previews of the movies and went from there but like, who cares lol 17 years later this is still a movie my friends and I quote. The pacing is really slow and the scenes of naked….
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Review by YelenaDawg. This being Seduction Cinema and featuring Misty Mundae you know you're in for some soft-core sex. Dildo must then travel to a lesbian island to destroy the bad guys while along the way licking as many women as possible. I guess it's fair to say that the "story" really shouldn't matter in a film like this but while watching it I still couldn't help but have a flashback to my teenage years where my buddies and I would stay up late on Friday nights just to check out the latest soft-core….
The crown jewel of the Seduction Cinema line, and one of the funniest erotic comedies ever made! A nonstop parade of Tolkien parody and naked chick-anery follows, with Michael R. Thomas stealing his scenes as Smirnoff the boozy wizard.
Completely silly and that's what makes the ladies all the more appealing as they ditch their clothes at every encounter. Lots of boobs, horrible acting, and I'm not entirely sure there was even a hint if a plot. But don't bother trying to find this turd, just google Misty Mundae and save yourself your sanity.
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Director Terry West. Terry West. George Freeway.
John Paul Fedele. Josh Robinson. Max Wade.
Studio E. Genres action fantasy adventure. I need more deep lore.
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As a newcomer to the genre I can't help but feel like this doesn't qualify as a film. Sometimes there is dumb crap on at 3 am. It was funnier than i thought it would be.